A Wine Drought in Heidi County.
Why is it that the busiest times of our lives make us forget the things that calm and relax us? It seems counterproductive to me that just now, nearly three months after a huge undertaking at work, I'm remembering that I love wine. That I love to blog. That I have a BLOG ABOUT WINE.
Sorry, imaginary readers. And sorry Heidi. I know how much you could have used a glass of wine lately.
That's right! I have had NO WINE in months. Not one sip! This is a tragedy I feel best observed with a moment of silence.
Oh yeah, I live alone. Unless I'm practicing my Whitney Houston impersonation, it's always pretty silent here. Anyway, WHAT THE HECK PEOPLE! Why do we do this to ourselves??? I hereby declare the 2:1 crap:cool ratio rule. That's right! I'm giving you permission to reward yourself, just for being you.
2:1 huh. That means I'm owed about 50 bottles of wine. Someone take my keys.
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